Now this is the story, all about how my life got flipped turned upside down 
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince with bleach blonde hair

In east of the valleys born and raised 
Up the mountain where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
Eating beef space raiders outside of the school

When an ice-cream man he was up to no good
Started selling fags in my neighbourhood 
I had one little puff and was off my face
So mam sent me to The Dirty Youth to go slap bass 

I flagged down a bus and when it came near
The license plate was “m reg”
And it was missing a mirror
If anything I could say that bus could kill 
But I thought haha fuck it, yo home to the pill

I pulled up to the studio about seven or eight
And I yelled to the driver “oh butt il catch ew later” 
Looked at the studio I was finally there
To sit at my throne as the prince with bleach blonde hair.